Quote #19192
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
Quote #470
Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.
Quote #31708
I have found that sitting in a place that you have never sat before...
Quote #5177
There is no substitute for hard work.
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #15469
Love is to man an embarrassment, even a word; it is to a woman...
Quote #28229
It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with...
Quote #17572
If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
Quote #5382
Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.
Quote #21785
We are never so defensless against suffering as when we love.