Quote #10368
The ingenuity of the device blinds us to its utter uselessness.
Quote #18735
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Quote #664
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
Quote #25798
There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
Quote #9853
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #23562
I know this–a man got to do what he got to do.
Quote #8747
What the great ones do, the less will prattle of
Quote #16053
Water is the only drink for a wise man.
Quote #3695
Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.
Quote #17945
Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.