Quote #2772
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Quote #33677
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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Health is worth more than learning.
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Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
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This is Chris-in-the-Morning with the weather and time–24 hours later than it was yesterday...
Quote #21656
There comes a time in each life like a point of fulcrum. At that...
Quote #348
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year — everything from kings, queens,...
Quote #22851
Ted What about Brett Fav… ruh
Quote #15173
Happiness is like manna; it is to be gathered in grains, and enjoyed every...
Quote #33045
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times...