Quote #16324
Nine out of ten people who change their minds are wrong the second time...
Quote #1862
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
Quote #843
My work is a game, a very serious game.
Quote #5061
Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can...
Quote #15800
It is error only, and not truth, that shrinks from inquiry.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #24459
Ill-luck, you know, seldom comes alone.
Quote #26187
You just don’t luck into things as much as you’d like to think you...
Quote #29549
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you...
Quote #10676
I require myself not to be equal to the best, but to be better...