Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm...
Quote #3219
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.
Quote #18466
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one
Quote #16277
Character is the indelible mark that determines the only true value of all people...
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When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth....
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Books won’t stay banned. They won’t burn. Ideas won’t go to jail. In the...
Quote #13159
All the blessings which you pray to obtain hereafter could be yours today, if...
Quote #34732
This is Chris-in-the-Morning with the weather and time–24 hours later than it was yesterday...
Quote #8747
What the great ones do, the less will prattle of