Quote #34809
The principles now planted in thy bosom will grow, and one day reach maturity...
Quote #13751
One that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
Quote #6145
A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #24195
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious – the fundamental emotion...
Quote #12344
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
Quote #26379
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #11027
Pain is nothing compared to what it feels like to quit. Give everything you...
Quote #15189
Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.
Quote #4894
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.