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If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
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Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 2 or 8. Anyone who keeps...
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a...
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No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won...
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Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
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Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and...
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If you want to make beautiful music, you must play the black and the...
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Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
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A man’s ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties...