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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the...
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Let us hope that we are all preceded in this world by a love...
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I cannot teach you violence, as I do not myself believe in it. I...
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The beginnings and endings of all human undertakings are untidy.
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An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
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He that is soon angry dealeth foolishly…
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Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.
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An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with,...
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Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.