Quote #34184
Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.
Quote #32996
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #32556
Innovation is the creation of the new, Or the re-arranging of the old in...
Quote #5478
Speak what you think today in hard words and tomorrow speak what tomorrow thinks...
Quote #34915
I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may...
Quote #9310
The greater man the greater courtesy.
Quote #4270
The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.
Quote #14565
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Quote #21919
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.