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The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow...
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The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that...
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Friends applaud, the comedy is over.
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Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what you want them to...
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I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on...
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Greetings on this most exceedingly beautiful spring morning. A morning swollen with new life,...
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A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep...
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Proverbs are in the world of thought what gold coin is in the world...
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A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy...
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If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there first, to...