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Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little...
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Anyone who has a child today should train him to be either a physicist...
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
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The 2nd amendment was never intended to allow private citizens to ‘keep and bear...
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I expect to pass through this world but once any good thing therefore that...
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We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.
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I see America, not in the setting sun of a black night of despair...
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He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.
Quote #32558
Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...