Quote #24957
We are like children, who stand in need of masters to enlighten us and...
Quote #22087
Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of...
Quote #32799
Careful. We don’t want to learn from this.
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #6321
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new...
Quote #16423
All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything...
Quote #32097
Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can.
Quote #12002
Duty then is the sublimest word in the English language. You should do your...
Quote #34837
I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man I want a...
Quote #23416
Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is...