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There’s two heads to every coin.
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If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
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Music–the one incorporeal entrance into the higher world of knowledge, which comprehends mankind, but...
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Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is...
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What is conservativism? Is it not the aherence to the old and tried against...
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The man of understanding finds everything laughable.
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I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
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A small town is a place where there is no place to go where...
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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...