Quote #3066
Judge: a law student who marks his own papers.
Quote #33149
They say that every snowflake is different. If that were true, how could the...
Quote #17038
It is true that wealth won’t make a man virtuous, but I notice there...
Quote #24056
To attract good fortune, spend a new coin on an old friend, share an...
Quote #34043
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
Quote #17432
Nothing is as terrible to see as ignorance in action.
Quote #9860
They say dreams are the windows of the soul–take a peek and you can...
Quote #32989
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Quote #2727
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Quote #4823
The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.