Quote #27137
One’s own self conquered is better than all other people.
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #28111
Fun is fundamental. There is no way around it. You absolutely must have fun....
Quote #11823
Your security does not lie in the hands of Kerry, Bush or al-Qaeda. Your...
Quote #157
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
Quote #31787
It will be an ill day when our brethren take to bragging and boasting...
Quote #2948
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing they were dead and in...
Quote #22834
Ultimately, all things are known because you want to believe you know.
Quote #3940
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with...
Quote #22443
Where God has his church the Devil will have his chapel.