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I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
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I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what...
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Sometimes the child in one behaves a certain way and the rest of oneself...
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Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your...
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The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken...
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People don?t want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their...
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In false quarrels there is no true valor.
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All is flux, nothing stays still.
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Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...