Quote #3621
Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity.
Quote #3082
If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf.
Quote #664
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
Quote #9582
A fair woman is a paradise to the eye, a purgatory to the purse,...
Quote #14205
We teachers can only help the work going on, as servants wait upon a...
Quote #6491
It is impossible to trap modern physics into predicting anything with perfect determinism because...
Quote #33677
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #12475
So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either...
Quote #25843
Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions.
Quote #803
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.