Quote #23671
When I played ball, I didn’t play for fun. . . . It’s no...
Quote #288
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Quote #16895
The god of the cannibals will be a cannibal, of the crusaders a crusader,...
Quote #564
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.
Quote #19148
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
Quote #9634
Invention is the mother of necessity.
Quote #14429
Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of intelligent effort.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
Quote #282
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they...
Quote #1309
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.