Quote #28158
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
Quote #4757
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
Quote #19806
Taxes are the price we pay for civilization.
Quote #30553
Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.
Quote #28626
The best mirror is an old friend.
Quote #31202
Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
Quote #11347
Be the first to the field and the last to the couch.
Quote #11066
You guys over there, pair up into groups of three.
Quote #30073
It is a fine seasoning for joy to think of those we love.
Quote #10512
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds upon the heel that crushes it.