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Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim...
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Round numbers are always false.
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A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a...
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Be strong and of good courage be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed for...
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The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and...
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Study as if you were going to live forever live as if you were...
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Few are agreeable in conversation, because each thinks of what he intends to say...