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The elementary school must assume as its sublime and most solemn responsibility the task...
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The unconscious self is the real genius. Your breathing goes wrong the moment your...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Differences in political opinion are as unavoidable as, to a certain point, they may...
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I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we...
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Patience and perserverence have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish.
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In crises the most daring course is often safest.
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Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
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A woman’s always younger than a man of equal years.
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...