Quote #29631
Colleges don’t make fools. They only develop them.
Quote #9727
What dreadful weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.
Quote #31859
Women with body image or eating disorders are not a special category, just more...
Quote #183
I could prove God statistically.
Quote #23346
Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
Quote #13452
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up...
Quote #3590
Inventions reached their limit long ago, and I see no hope for further development.
Quote #18176
If thou are a master, be sometimes blind if a servant, sometimes deaf.
Quote #15949
Open your mouth and purse cautiously; and your stock of wealth and reputation shall,...
Quote #8610
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty...