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All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
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Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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Union gives strength.
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You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst...
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My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that achievement is...
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May your life be like a wildflower, growing freely in the beauty and joy...
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If you are near the enemy, make him believe you are far from him....
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The man who never alters his opinions is like standing water, and breeds reptiles...