Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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Is everybody in? Is everybody in? Is everybody in? The ceremony is about to...
Quote #23467
Think to yourself that every day is your last the hour to which you...
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You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have...
Quote #23988
Human beings are compelled to live within a lie, but they can be compelled...
Quote #736
Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social...
Quote #19455
The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks.
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Almost anything you do is insignificant, But it is very important that you do...
Quote #23466
It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.
Quote #3624
That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it...