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Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs...
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Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
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If you can remember anything about the sixties, you weren’t really there.
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While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits [of...
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No matter what we have come through, or how many perils we have safely...
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Health is worth more than learning.
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If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
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The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to...
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Well, youth is the period of assumed personalities and disguises. It is the time...