Quote #26481
It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #30548
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
Quote #6858
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
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Before we take to the sea, we walk on land. . . Before we...
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Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great...
Quote #2471
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
Quote #31803
Be not astonished at new ideas for it is well known to you that...
Quote #32563
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
Quote #6083
There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one...