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I never wanted to be the biggest guy. I just wanted to be the...
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Ill-luck, you know, seldom comes alone.
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Why be a man when you can be a success?
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I stand in awe of my body.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out
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Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
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Never say never Never is a long, undependable time, and life is too full...
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Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like...
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The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy...
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Better reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.