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Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing...
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The next best thing to winning is losing At least you’ve been in the...
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Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.
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Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...
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Knowledge must come through action you can have no test which is not fanciful,...
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He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker,...
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
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I have heard of your paintings too, well enough God has given you one...
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The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.