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Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for...
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Government, is the last analysis, is organized opinion. Where there is little or no...
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Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
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A college education never hurt anybody who was willing to learn after he got...
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The greatest truths are the simplest.
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The secret to life is that there is no secret.
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We need a president who’s fluent in at least one language.
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Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked...
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If wrinkles must be written upon your brows, let them not be written upon...