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To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
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One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to...
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Sure i’m for helping the elderly. I’m going to be old myself some day.
Quote #33859
Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
Quote #1962
Journalism justifies its own existence by the great Darwinian principle of the survival of...
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Living and dying is not the big issue. The big issue is what you’re...
Quote #32080
I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think,...
Quote #26336
You must accept that you might fail then, if you do your best and...
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When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between...
Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...