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If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
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He that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent.
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If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I...
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read.
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Pride is the recognition of the fact that you are your own highest value...
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Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal...
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Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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We have the best Congress money can buy.
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Husbands are awkward things to deal with even keeping them in hot water will...