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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I’ve ever known.
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The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed...
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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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We know too much, and are convinced of too little. Our literature is a...
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It is a secret both in nature and state, that it is safer to...
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This hath not offended the king.
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Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports. . ....
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Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
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People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which...
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We do not quite forgive a giver. The hand that feeds us is in...