Quote #30959
When a thing is done, advice comes too late.
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Old age is not a disease- it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all...
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In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake....
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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick...
Quote #27416
If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter.
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Human rights is the soul of our foreign policy, because human rights is the...
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it is...
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When you play, play hard when you work, don’t play at all.
Quote #17764
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but...