Quote #12737
Gentlemen prefer bonds.
Quote #7887
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
Quote #31324
You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
Quote #11635
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
Quote #17035
Like other occult techniques of divination, the statistical method has a private jargon deliberately...
Quote #22147
To a reasonable creature, that alone is insupportable which is unreasonable but everything reasonable...
Quote #32564
The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody...
Quote #26761
A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An...
Quote #29444
Be intent upon the perfection of the present day.
Quote #6195
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.