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We thought we were running away from the grown-ups, and now we are the...
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Love is the mistaken belief that one woman differs from another.
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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There is incredible value in being of service to others. I think if most...
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Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be...
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Seeking to forget makes exile all the longer the secret of redemption lies in...
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One man’s religion is another man’s belly laugh.
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The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
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A mistake proves that someone stopped talking long enough to do something.
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It is the nature of ambition to make men liars and cheats, to hide...