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My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts...
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We can spend our whole lives underachieving.
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You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people...
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Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of...
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A word to the wise is infuriating.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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There are two ways of passing from this world – one in light and...
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Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles...
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Knowledge can be communicated, but wisdom cannot. A man can find it, he can...
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.