Quote #12709
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #2461
The point to remember is what the government gives it must first take away.
Quote #29422
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...
Quote #34262
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Quote #1631
Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where...
Quote #24057
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
Quote #16790
What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
Quote #2967
Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense.
Quote #24642
Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
Quote #19709
Life’s Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late.