Quote #23805
When I get a little money, I buy books. And if there is any...
Quote #602
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Quote #13123
He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim...
Quote #15029
Who so would be a man, must be a nonconformist.
Quote #25521
I wasn’t put on this Earth to make you feel like a man.
Quote #24521
Many count their chickens before they are hatched and where they expect bacon, meet...
Quote #22820
What is an epigram A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #17584
Practice doesn’t make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
Quote #30885
No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.