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It’s just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have...
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The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
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Beanie Well, Columbus wasn’t looking for America, my man, but that turned out to...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create...
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The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the...
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I believe in the incomprehensibility of God.
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Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or...
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Incompetency begets incompetency. The last thing a guy who isn’t sure of himself wants...
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People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a...