Quote #27142
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
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The artist doesn’t have time to listen to the critics. The ones who want...
Quote #24626
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of...
Quote #13948
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.
Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #9394
Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman....
Quote #31560
If you want to be free, there is but one way it is to...
Quote #30289
It is the part of wisdom to keep your word and the part of...
Quote #24801
Before speaking, consider the interpretation of your words as well as their intent.
Quote #8317
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume...