Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #3276
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
Quote #5433
He who confers a favor should at once forget it, if he is not...
Quote #14250
Justice cannot be for one side alone, but must be for both.
Quote #30901
With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing...
Quote #28550
The German is like the slave who, without chains, obeys his masters merest word,...
Quote #7807
History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.
Quote #4424
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
Quote #3503
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a...
Quote #8256
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.