Quote #2285
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
Quote #8245
When you have once seen the glow of happiness on the face of a...
Quote #32558
Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
Quote #15282
It is not the hours we put in on the job, it is what...
Quote #13821
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough...
Quote #620
I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me...
Quote #22567
The true civilization is where every man gives to every other every right that...
Quote #8972
The only difference between a rut and a grave… is in their dimensions.
Quote #8011
Cruelty is like hope: it springs eternal.
Quote #13579
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in...