Quote #14537
Only sick music makes money today.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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A good teacher is a master of simplification and an enemy of simplism.
Quote #22169
If writers were good businessmen, they’d have too much sense to be writers.
Quote #33490
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Quote #26058
For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It’s better that they are...
Quote #27821
Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and...
Quote #19000
When even one American — who has done nothing wrong — is forced by...
Quote #1728
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who...
Quote #17421
Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...