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It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved...
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Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to...
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Ignorance of all things is an evil neither terrible nor excessive, nor yet the...
Quote #15921
Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face.
Quote #23816
What is harder than rock, or softer than water Yet soft water hollows out...
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I love eulogies. They are the most moving kind of speech because they attempt...
Quote #7602
The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
Quote #2817
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
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The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a...