Quote #3779
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #23309
My fellow Americans, I must speak to you tonight about a mounting danger in...
Quote #5277
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty...
Quote #22823
Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #2327
War is the biggest ego trip of all time.
Quote #24596
One who’s our friend is fond of us one who’s fond of us isn’t...
Quote #13252
You are not made happy by the true things you believe from your faith,...
Quote #1004
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
Quote #15880
Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will...
Quote #22273
If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in...