Quote #33694
Some days you’re a bug, some days you’re a windshield.
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The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
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Let your heart give you joy in all the days of your life.
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Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably...
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I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything I still believe that people...
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It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in...
Quote #3872
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #7884
You will never be alone with a poet in your pocket.
Quote #12610
Before Elvis, there was nothing.
Quote #33407
Beneath the rule of men entirely great, The pen is mightier than the sword.