Quote #28976
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede...
Quote #23197
A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I...
Quote #25169
The mode by which the inevitable comes to pass is effort.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #30631
It is all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if...
Quote #18508
The law is sic a ass – a idiot.
Quote #30581
If a civil word or two will render a man happy, he must be...
Quote #2601
What grape to keep its place in the sun, taught our ancestors to make...
Quote #29032
Stop thinking in terms of limitations and start thinking in terms of possibilities.
Quote #27316
Nice guys finish last.