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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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Where you tend a rose, my lad, a thistle may not grow.
Quote #14111
He who has an opinion of his own, but depends on the opinion and...
Quote #19716
I am a strong believer in luck and I find the harder I work...
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I am an old man and have a great many troubles, But most of...
Quote #18787
What difference is there between us, save a restless dream that follows my soul...
Quote #16036
Time ripens all things; no man is born wise.
Quote #2380
Ronald Reagan is the most ignorant president since Warren Harding.
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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to...
Quote #27570
A mistake proves that someone stopped talking long enough to do something.