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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #12865
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
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There is no wealth but life.
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Nature abhors a vacuum, and if I can only walk with sufficient carelessness I...
Quote #26657
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
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Since no one is perfect, it follows that all great deeds have been accomplished...
Quote #19798
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and...
Quote #22161
Control thy passions, lest they take vengeance on thee.
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Garth Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress...
Quote #14325
The real object of education is to have a man in the condition of...