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There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower...
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Men are like wine some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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To the man who only has a hammer in the toolkit, every problem looks...
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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Eat before shopping. If you go to the store hungry, you are likely to...
Quote #2549
Great men are not always idiots
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Very few things happen at the right time and the rest do not happen...
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Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died...
Quote #9917
A person has three choices in life. You can swim against the tide and...